Today, seems to be a day of ranting for me. Maybe it’s a Monday thing. Well, I thought watching Britain’s Next Top Model would perk me up a bit. Yes, it’s a guilty pleasure and yes, it’s a watered down, less hilarious version of it’s American cousin but honestly, with the TV programme drought we’re going through at the moment, I’ll take anything to pass the hours away. Plus I like seeing what snipey comment, Paula Hamilton (80’s model, one of the judges) comes out with next as she continues to do a poor Janice Dickinson impression ("You’re getting the BFH, the Bus Fare Home!")
I had pegged Lucy Flower, the 25 year old Mac make-up artist from Sheffield, as my favourite to win despite her supposed ‘one-dimensional’ look. I had hoped, the judges, despite the panel’s questionable fashion credentials, would take a chance on someone who I think is so striking and amazing looking. But nooo…..mainstream wins. Lucy was evicted today.
I love the way she looks like porcelain and like a delicate girl. There’s a hint of versatility even with her ‘odd’ looks. Plus, she had the best figure for runway out of the bunch. Oh well, a lovely end to what has been a crap Monday.